Talk:Over a Barrel/@comment-5660329-20140824124209/@comment-25132765-20140824170444

Of course he could write an essay on Ezria. Even I can:

Ezria. They won't break up even though he's her teacher, everyone thinks it's wrong, it's against the law, Ezra knew Aria before they met, he faked his relationship with her for a book and he'd been stalking her and her friends for 2 years. That's true love!

P.S. Ezra does have cute buns.

P.S.(2) Cake. Cake cake cake cake!!!