Talk:Caleb Rivers/@comment-120.56.196.149-20140108162520/@comment-24392108-20140109011349

I know! Well, Hanna's lovely days with Caleb are officially OVER. Look, Caleb found me stranded, crying, and lost in Ravenswood. Even more, I told him I was an orphan.

Guys don't like brave girls because it makes them feel like they have less balls than their girlfriend. So, the weaker the girl, the more the boy loves her. That's a dating tip.

I can't tell Hanna yet. She's probably still upset and Caleb hasn't told her he has gotten over her with me, so I should wait a few days until she's ready and prepared and strong enough to take the news. We've been friends for longer than she, Alison, Aria, Spencer, and Emily have, so I'm not sure how this would effect that.

I'm not scared, you idiot. I just don't want to hurt her feelings that much. I know it's our game to make each other jealous of each other, but after everything it's been through, I want to wait until she has no stress over her. So, then she's done with everything but this and her upsetness will only last for a few days. Yes, guys like the weak girls, so I'll tell Caleb that Hanna took it well, and then I'll steal his phone secretly and block Hanna from calling him or something.

Perfect plan! I know I'm evil, but to survive with the best life and man and maybe friends, you got to. I'm glad we had this little chat.