Talk:The Silence of E. Lamb/@comment-82.132.216.21-20140722130704

Why is my mom so dumb? Well first of all, she spends 95% of her day on FarmVille. I'd be surprised if I got out once this summer she is so controlling. I went up to her yesterday and asked if I could go swimming with some of my friends and she replies "no i havent got any money" and then I was like "Mom, the swimming is free and if I want food I will pay for it myself" so she said "No, you can come shopping with me instead" and she never ended up going shopping that day. Then I was in my room on the laptop and she came storming up saying I should get out more and stop being on the laptop. Then I said "well you wouldn't let me go out before" and then she said "stop backchatting."

So today I asked her if we can have a pet puppy and she said "No because I can't walk it" and I said "Mom I am old enough to walk it, I will" so she said no. Then I said "Can we get a cat then, a home one?" and she said no because it will poop all over the house so I said we will get one from the animal shelter that is litter trained, she replied no. Then I said "Not even a hamster?!" and she said no because it will die and I said "I will look after it well and by the time it dies I will have moved out.." Then she screamed "your not getting a god damn pet! you can when you move out cause you will have to look after it "

also last week we had to go to this wedding and she made me wear this retarded dress after I told her I wanted to wear my black one, she insisted I wore this rainbow spotty one :S WITH PLIMSOLES. LIKE OMG.

Then on friday evening she wouldnt let me go out with my friends so I had to stay in and she told me off for staying up at 1am like wtf? its the summer and i'm a teen. jeeeeeeeeeeez. and i'm getting really sick of her, why does she have to be so stupid? :/

p.s. the dress isnt black its white with a black belt thing going round