User:Alison DeLaurentis

Hey there, everyone. It's Alison. Yep, I'm still here, and I've got dirt to bury these bitches alive.

First, there's Aria.


 * Her dad had an affair that she knew about, but never told her mother, or dear Michaelangeo.


 * And guess what, Wilden, Aria blinded Jenna!


 * She had an affair with Ezra, her former English teacher, an older guy, against the wishes of her parents
 * Pretended to be a candy striper to steal Ali's autopsy report
 * Dating an older guy against her parents' wishes
 * Was present the night Alison's body was stolen
 * Trashed her dad's office

Next, there's Hanna.
 * Shoplifted (exposed)
 * Bulimia (exposed)\
 * Family has money troubles
 * Mom's affair with Detective Wilden (revealed to girls)
 * The Jenna Thing
 * Mother's embezzlement (revealed to Caleb)
 * Was present the night Alison's body was stolen
 * Visited Mona in the mental hospital (revealed to Caleb and the liars)

Now, there's Emily.
 * She's a lesbian (Exposed)
 * The Jenna Thing
 * She was in love with Alison (Exposed)
 * She kissed Alison
 * She was in a secret relationship with Paige McCullers (Revealed to Maya)
 * Forged a letter from a college scout (revealed to girls)
 * Had HGH in her bloodstream
 * Was present the night Alison's body was stolen

Finally, there's Spencer.
 * Kissed Wren Kingston (exposed)
 * Kissed Ian Thomas (exposed)
 * The Jenna Thing
 * Plagiarized Melissa's essay (exposed)
 * Knew Ian was cheating on Melissa with Alison (exposed)
 * Mother had breast cancer
 * Stole & sold Melissa's ring
 * Stole Ali's autopsy report
 * Blackmailed Kate
 * Was present the night Alison's body was stolen
 * Impersonated Melissa on the phone in order to get information on June 10th

I even have dirt on Toby:
 * Was in a forced sexual relationship with step-sister

Ezra:
 * Dating one of his (Former) students (exposed to Aria's parents)
 * Was in love with another person when he met Aria (exposed)
 * Formerly engaged (Exposed)
 * Pretended to be present when Ella was grading Emily's test in order to get her out of trouble

And Mona:
 * Shoplifts
 * Ripped up Caleb's love letter (exposed)
 * Hit Hanna with a car (exposed)
 * Hacked into school database to help Emily
 * Blackmailed Vice Principal Tamborelli
 * She is "A" (exposed)
 * She follows someone else's orders

With this much dirt, I'm suprised I'm not rich. Believe me, when you mess with the chopping board, you get the knife.