Crazy

Crazy is the seventh episode of Season 3 of Pretty Little Liars. It aired on July 24, 2012.

Synopsis
This weeks episode began with Hanna sitting in her kitchen (where she spends most of her time) and talking to her mom who seems to be out of town for a little while. Nobody seems to use the front door at their house. Instead, they all just hop over the fence and go around the back. And who is at the door in this episode? None other than the teen girl obsessed, justice addicted, Detective Wilden!He asks Hanna for a blood sample but Hanna just turns him away.

Cue the creepy theme music!

The girls appear, talking and walking their way down the streets of Rosewood. But when the conversation gets intense Hanna turns around and yells something that none of them ever thought would escape her lips. She pretty much announces to the whole street that she has to go to school. And in a weird twist of fate, the good girls, Emily,Aria,and Spencer decide to skip and go to The Brew.

They meet Rosewood’s newest resident,CeCe. Apart from having a cringe able name, she seems to act and sound the same as Ali. But I really think she just looks like a sobered up version of Ke$ha. She mentions that she dated Jason and was a good friend of Ali’s. The girls are left to freak out and we cut to none other than…

Ella! And, somehow, Aria uses her magical voodoo jewelery to teleport to school in half a second. Ella announces that she has a date even though, just a couple of episodes ago, she was reassuring Aria that she wanted to stay single. Anyway, she definitely wins this weeks War Of Witty Phrases with the line, “You wear forks as earrings.” It’s funny because it’s true.

Spencer seems to have an abundance of old yearbooks lying around. As she is rifling through one and looking up Cece on the worldwide web, Toby arrives. He’s still angry that Spencer lied to him the other night so Spencer just leaves thinking that it probably would have been a better idea to pick Wren.

Apparently Emily doesn’t go to school anymore because she only seems to be at the coffee shop nowadays. Anyway, she gets a surprise visit! From Nate! He’s still talking about Jenna who’s been talking about how much she liked Maya and how close her and Emily were. Emily’s like fuck no but Nate decides this compulsive lying problem Jenna has is nothing to worry about and continues on falling head over heels for her.

Aria and Hanna find a Ouija board chilling in Hanna’s house and somehow Hanna gets pricked on the finger. Aria turns over the hand thing and a note from A appears…

“See how easy it is for me to get your blood?”

Bam! We’re back and Hanna starts freaking out because someone managed to get into her house quite easily. Aria is like “I know I should totally know what a Oujia board is because I’m into that creepy/psycho stuff but I don’t. So please explain.” Then Hanna has a flashback…

Her and Mona were playing with the board a couple nights before they found Ali’s body. Mona decided to use the board to ask if Ali was coming back. The board spelled out alive and then I get a freaking heart attack because Ali appears and disappears at the window.

Hanna somehow manages to easily fit the whole Oujia board into the trash can and Aria’s like I’m totally visiting Mona because I’m just not creeped out enough. Then a random potted plant breaks outside the window…

Next, we see Jason running outside the school. Spencer gets him to stop and another weirdly romantic scene ensues. Jason’s dad is flying in and Jason says he is done playing detective. Spencer mentions CeCe and Jason says everything with CeCe is intense.

Nate and Emily are chilling at CeCe’s boutique and CeCe is like “Dude…So your the lesbian!” Emily just kind of nods her head and then Nate calls her over for her opinion on what to buy Jenna. Emily spots another pair of the earrings she gave Maya before she died and Nate’s like “I Know!” Emily asks him how he knows but he just plays it off and says he just saw it in a picture. Uh huh, sureeee. And then Nate decides to change the topic and says “Hey, I’d totally tap you if you were cool with that but your a lesbian so I’m just gonna try and get with the resident Not Blind Lying Bitch called Jenna.” Emily just does another one of her awkward situation nods.

Ella is at The Brew and she meets this barista but then her date comes in and who could it be? Ted! This is all very awkward for everyone but nobody knows it yet except the audience so its pretty funny.

Anyway, Aria’s just chilling at the sanitarium and then gets clearance to visit Mona but she has to ditch her earrings because too much hipster drives the patients even more insane.

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Guest Cast
Keegan Allen as Toby Cavanaugh

Ian Harding as Ezra Fitz

Janel Parrish as Mona Vanderwall

Sterling Sulieman as Nathan St. Germain

Vanessa Ray as CeCe Drake

Drew Van Acker as Jason DiLaurentis

Jim Abele as Kenneth DiLaurentis